And Now (May be some spoilers):

And Now (May be some spoilers):

You Know When You’re a Little Obsessed with Irvine Kinneas When…

 

  1. You refer to your school principal as “HeadMaster Martine”.
  2. You always carry a shotgun (just in case).
  3. No matter how tall you are, you still can’t make a simple basketball shot.
  4. Every time you spell “kindness”, you always wind up spelling it “Kinneas”.
  5. Your computer always has Irvine wallpaper, which is changed every week!!!
  6. You mail tons of letters to Tim Meadows from SNL so his Ladies’ Man character to look exactly likes Irvine.
  7. You only watch Walker: Texas Ranger because you see Chuck Norris dressed up as Irvine Kinneas for a whole FIVE SECONDS!!!
  8. You thought the movie Wild Wild West was about Squall and the gang visiting Galbadia Garden.
  9. You second favorite character(s) from Final Fantasy VIII are Selphie & Quistis!
  10. You know everything about Irvine, but when it comes to John Wayne, you’re clueless!!!
  11. You could have sworn you saw a cameraman wearing a cowboy hat video-taping the girls in the hallways.
  12. You made a site all about Irvine.
  13. You’re also trying to impersonate Selphie Tilmitt or Quistis Treape (or even both).
  14. In an attempt to impersonate Selphie, your former boyfriend ditched you cause you always kept calling him “Irvy Kinny Poo”.
  15. In your spare time, you try to balance butterflies on the tip of your finger while lying down in front of your school!!!
  16. You begin flirting with the student teacher.
  17. Hell! You start flirting with any woman!!!
  18. You begin dressing up as Irvine Kinneas.
  19. You always tip your hat towards any woman the passes you by.
  20. You managed to turn your lil sister/brother’s Woody doll into another Irvine doll.
  21. You also managed to turn your lil sister’s Barbie dolls to look just like Selphie and Quistis!
  22. You can’t seem to remember the color of you walls since it’s practically covered with posters of Irvine!
  23. You wonder if Paula Cole was addressing to Irvine when she was singing her song, “Where have all the Cowboys gone?”
  24. You wonder how can someone holding a shotgun, emitting a barrier while firing?
  25. You only collect doushinos if Irvine is on the cover or in the story.
  26. You always seem to get questions about the capital of Germany and Ulysses S. Grant wrong since you always refer to them as shotguns.
  27. You start singing like Selphie.
  28. You finally managed to grow your hair at the exact length as Irvine.
  29. You always have your hair in a ponytail.
  30. You begin to write a “You Know When You’re a Little Obsessed with Irvine Kinneas When” page just to see how more people know that you’re obsessed.
  31. You sleep with one of the action figures every-night. O.o;;;
  32. Your printer ran out of ink last night due to printing out a couple of hundred Irvine pictures.
  33. You start talking in a Western accent.
  34. You enter your local gun shop and ask if they have the “Executer” for sale.
  35. Anyone who pokes fun at your favorite guy is replied by “Scatter Shot”.
  36. You make up your own different types of shot attacks.
  37. Your most prized possession is the Irvine card.
  38. You intend to become a character designer, so you can make someone just like Irvine!
  39. You wonder if Squall & Irvine are related (even thou it’s not true) since they work so well together. (Remember, they had to save Rinoa from the Igions in Delting City).
  40. You petrify at the thought of an Irvine yaoi.
  41. You give yourself cute nicknames like "Kinneas Web Mistress" or "She who Holds Irvine's Prized Gun".
  42. You get deeply insulted when you see other anime characters trying to impersonate Irvine.
  43. For now on, you will only speak towards anything that has any resemblance of Irvine.
  44. You glomp that guy. O.o;;;
  45. Your hobbies always deals with Girls and Shotguns.
  46. You spend your time drawing pictures of Irvine, and you still think Square's artwork is better!!!
  47. You're suprised that there is a "grape shot".
  48. You contributed to the list to prove your admiration of Irvy...
  49. You spend your time seaching for more irvine pages, placing them all on your bookmark file.
  50. You now have a condition which is reffered to as "irvineness" o.O;;;
  51. The only reason you bought and admire FF8 cause Irvine is in it. :-)
  52. You think Wanye on PE is so similar to Irvine, you start calling him that name.
  53. Your bookmark is filled with links to Irvine shrines.
  54. Your favorite AOL Keywords *are* Irvine Kinneas.
  55. You write to Square on why Irvine appeared late in the game.
  56. And they reply. And it's not a flame!! O.O
  57. Your dot.com address is "galbadia_garden.com" or irvinekinneas.com".
  58. You have disscussion boards on Irvine.
  59. You woke up one morning dressed up as Selphie Tilmitt.
  60. You woke up one morning dressed up as Quistis Trepe.
  61. Or even both. O.o;;;
  62. You wonder if Irvine has a hatred towards Rinoa, since ever since Irvine joins the team, Rinoa starts getting captured by creatures/soldiers/soceresses/etc. Hm.
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