And Now (May be some spoilers):
And Now (May be some spoilers):
You Know When You’re a Little Obsessed
with Irvine Kinneas When…
- You refer to your school principal
as “HeadMaster Martine”.
- You always carry a shotgun (just
- No matter how tall you are, you
still can’t make a simple basketball shot.
- Every time you spell “kindness”, you
always wind up spelling it “Kinneas”.
- Your computer always has Irvine
wallpaper, which is changed every week!!!
- You mail tons of letters to Tim
Meadows from SNL so his Ladies’ Man character to look exactly
- You only watch Walker: Texas
Ranger because you see Chuck Norris dressed up as Irvine
Kinneas for a whole FIVE SECONDS!!!
- You thought the movie Wild Wild
West was about Squall and the gang visiting Galbadia Garden.
- You second favorite character(s)
from Final Fantasy VIII are Selphie & Quistis!
- You know everything about Irvine,
but when it comes to John Wayne, you’re clueless!!!
- You could have sworn you saw a
cameraman wearing a cowboy hat video-taping the girls in the hallways.
- You made a site all about Irvine.
- You’re also trying to impersonate
Selphie Tilmitt or Quistis Treape
(or even both).
- In an attempt to impersonate
Selphie, your former boyfriend ditched you cause you always kept calling
him “Irvy Kinny Poo”.
- In your spare time, you try to
balance butterflies on the tip of your finger while lying down in front of
- You begin flirting with the student
- Hell! You start flirting with any
- You begin dressing up as Irvine
- You always tip your hat towards any
woman the passes you by.
- You managed to turn your lil
sister/brother’s Woody doll into another Irvine doll.
- You also managed to turn your lil
sister’s Barbie dolls to look just like Selphie and Quistis!
- You can’t seem to remember the color
of you walls since it’s practically covered with posters of Irvine!
- You wonder if Paula Cole was
addressing to Irvine when she was singing her song, “Where have all the
- You wonder how can someone holding a
shotgun, emitting a barrier while firing?
- You only collect doushinos if Irvine
is on the cover or in the story.
- You always seem to get questions
about the capital of Germany and Ulysses S. Grant wrong since you always
refer to them as shotguns.
- You start singing like Selphie.
- You finally managed to grow your
hair at the exact length as Irvine.
- You always have your hair in a
- You begin to write a “You Know When
You’re a Little Obsessed with Irvine Kinneas When” page just to see how
more people know that you’re obsessed.
- You sleep with one of the action
figures every-night. O.o;;;
- Your printer ran out of ink last
night due to printing out a couple of hundred Irvine pictures.
- You start talking in a Western accent.
- You enter your local gun shop and
ask if they have the “Executer” for sale.
- Anyone who pokes fun at your
favorite guy is replied by “Scatter Shot”.
- You make up your own different types
of shot attacks.
- Your most prized possession is the Irvine card.
- You intend to become a character
designer, so you can make someone just like Irvine!
- You wonder if Squall & Irvine
are related (even thou it’s not true) since they work so well together.
(Remember, they had to save Rinoa from the Igions in Delting City).
- You petrify at the thought of an
- You give yourself cute nicknames like "Kinneas Web Mistress" or "She who Holds Irvine's Prized Gun".
- You get deeply insulted when you see other anime characters trying to impersonate Irvine.
- For now on, you will only speak towards anything that has any resemblance of Irvine.
- You glomp that guy. O.o;;;
- Your hobbies always deals with Girls and Shotguns.
- You spend your time drawing pictures of Irvine, and you still think Square's artwork is better!!!
- You're suprised that there is a "grape shot".
- You contributed to the list to prove your admiration of Irvy...
- You spend your time seaching for more irvine pages, placing them all on your bookmark file.
- You now have a condition which is reffered to as "irvineness" o.O;;;
- The only reason you bought and admire FF8 cause Irvine is in it. :-)
- You think Wanye on PE is so similar to Irvine, you start calling him that name.
- Your bookmark is filled with links to Irvine shrines.
- Your favorite AOL Keywords *are* Irvine Kinneas.
- You write to Square on why Irvine appeared late in the game.
- And they reply. And it's not a flame!! O.O
- Your dot.com address is "galbadia_garden.com" or irvinekinneas.com".
- You have disscussion boards on Irvine.
- You woke up one morning dressed up as Selphie Tilmitt.
- You woke up one morning dressed up as Quistis Trepe.
- Or even both. O.o;;;
- You wonder if Irvine has a hatred towards Rinoa, since ever since Irvine joins the team, Rinoa starts getting captured by creatures/soldiers/soceresses/etc. Hm.